Chuck Liddell Issues Official Ruling On Street Fight: Headphones And A Fanny Pack Do Not Count As Protection

The fanny pack has been put on trial, and it did not walk free.

Chuck Liddell has weighed in on the street fight clip doing the rounds, and the ruling is clear. Start it wearing headphones and a fanny pack, and the fanny pack does not step you out of it. In the video, the commentary walks through the moment it all turns, then asks the question every witness was thinking: "Did you just put your hands on somebody?"

The breakdown is simple. No point scored, not even a clean shot at the face, just a push, and a lesson served up to the man who started it. He ends up checked out in a way that is hard to look away from, and the verdict from the couch is that he had it coming.

No point, no plan, no chance. Case closed.

Then the segment moves on to the real business of the day: a carnivore snack of beef and salt, and a firm complaint about artificial colour in jerky. Some people just want the food.

Editor's Note: Krakjaw recommends keeping the hands up and the fanny pack strictly for snacks.